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  • Daryl
    Senior Member
    • May 2004
    • 831
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    Cussing

    A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. ''You know what?'' says the 6 year old. ''I think it's about time we started cussing''. The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, ''When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with **** an you say something with ass''. The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

    When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast,

    He replies, ''Aw **** Mom I guess I'll have some Cheerios.''

    WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, ''You can stay there until I let you out!''

    She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, ''And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man''????

    ''I don't know'', he blubbers, ''but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios''.
    Sometimes the old man passed out and left the am radio on so I got to hear the oldie songs and current event kind of things
  • lebomike
    Established Member
    • Jan 2008
    • 146
    • Pennsylvania
    • Ryobi BT3000

    #2
    Very good
    I remember a time like that.
    "The power of kindness is immense. It is nothing less, really, than the power to change the world."

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    • germdoc
      Veteran Member
      • Nov 2003
      • 3567
      • Omaha, NE
      • BT3000--the gray ghost

      #3
      When I was in 3rd grade--I remember it like it was yesterday--Steve Reed taught me all the usual curse words, as well as the details of the marital act. I went around repeating this valuable information obsessively for a few weeks until my mom's frequent whippings convinced me I shouldn't do this.

      Steve and I were best friends for a couple of years. After high school he went astray and became a drug addict and spent time in prison. He died of an overdose last year. I think about him now and then when I hear some particularly colorful expletives.
      Jeff


      “Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing”--Voltaire

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