Woman takes her limp duck to the vet

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  • Daryl
    Senior Member
    • May 2004
    • 831
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    Woman takes her limp duck to the vet

    As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said 'I'm so sorry, your Duck, 'Cuddles' has passed away'

    The distressed owner wailed 'Are you sure ?'

    'Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead' he replied.

    'How can you be so sure,' she protested. ' I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something'

    The Vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room, and returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador retriever.

    As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his paws on the table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked at the Vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

    The vet patted the dog, and took it out, and returned a few minutes later with a cat.The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed delicately at the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, mewed softly
    and strolled out of the room.

    The vet looked at the woman and said, 'I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck'.

    The vet turned to his PC, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.

    The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. '$150!', she cried, '$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!'

    The vet just shrugged, and said 'I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab report and the Cat scan, it's now $150'
    Sometimes the old man passed out and left the am radio on so I got to hear the oldie songs and current event kind of things
  • germdoc
    Veteran Member
    • Nov 2003
    • 3567
    • Omaha, NE
    • BT3000--the gray ghost

    #2
    Ha ha--that's a good one. That joke wasn't limp at all.
    Jeff


    “Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing”--Voltaire

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    • cwithboat
      Senior Member
      • Jan 2008
      • 614
      • 47deg54.3'N 122deg34.7'W
      • Craftsman Pro 21829

      #3
      Darn. I swallowed my gum!
      regards,
      Charlie
      A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
      Rudyard Kipling

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      • jhart
        Veteran Member
        • Feb 2004
        • 1715
        • Minneapolis, MN, USA.
        • BT3100

        #4
        Very, very funny!!!
        Joe
        "All things are difficult before they are easy"

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        • footprintsinconc
          Veteran Member
          • Nov 2006
          • 1759
          • Roseville (Sacramento), CA
          • BT3100

          #5
          that was good, i can actually share it with my kids
          _________________________
          omar

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