What would you taste like to a cannibal

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  • Daryl
    Senior Member
    • May 2004
    • 831
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    What would you taste like to a cannibal

    Evidently I would be grilled beef. I am sure there is a message there for me.
    Anyway, take the quiz here.
    Sometimes the old man passed out and left the am radio on so I got to hear the oldie songs and current event kind of things
  • milanuk
    Established Member
    • Aug 2003
    • 287
    • Wenatchee, WA, USA.

    #2
    Broiled beef here. I'd be somewhat worried if'n there were cannibals around... pretty sure I would qualify as 'well marbled', and they'd have to quarter me out - no way they could lug the whole carcass around for long.
    All right, breaks over. Back on your heads!

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    • pelligrini
      Veteran Member
      • Apr 2007
      • 4217
      • Fort Worth, TX
      • Craftsman 21829

      #3
      Spicy Tofu??? WTF is that?
      Erik

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      • Uncle Cracker
        The Full Monte
        • May 2007
        • 7091
        • Sunshine State
        • BT3000

        #4
        Tequila and stale beer...

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        • Greg in Maryland
          Established Member
          • Nov 2006
          • 250
          • Montgomery Village, Maryland
          • BT3100

          #5
          Broiled beef here.

          I suppose it is better than boiled beef ...

          Greg

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          • cgallery
            Veteran Member
            • Sep 2004
            • 4503
            • Milwaukee, WI
            • BT3K

            #6
            I'm roasted chicken. Wife is grilled tofu. We're obviously meant for each other.

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            • eccentrictinkerer
              Senior Member
              • Aug 2007
              • 669
              • Minneapolis, MN
              • BT-3000, 21829

              #7
              A little known fact about cannibals:

              Cannibals will not eat divorced women.



              Too bitter!













              ;
              You might think I haven't contributed much to the world, but a large number
              of the warning labels on tools can be traced back to things I've done...

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              • LCHIEN
                Internet Fact Checker
                • Dec 2002
                • 20969
                • Katy, TX, USA.
                • BT3000 vintage 1999

                #8
                what did the cannibal say after eating the clown?




                "Tastes funny to me."
                Loring in Katy, TX USA
                If your only tool is a hammer, you tend to treat all problems as if they were nails.
                BT3 FAQ - https://www.sawdustzone.org/forum/di...sked-questions

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                • conwaygolfer
                  Established Member
                  • Jun 2008
                  • 371
                  • Conway, SC.
                  • BT3000

                  #9
                  Barbarqued fish. That sounds terrible. I guess if the shoe fits, you're guilty.

                  Conwaygolfer

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                  • Ed62
                    The Full Monte
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 6022
                    • NW Indiana
                    • BT3K

                    #10
                    Looks like I'm the only grilled tofu. If we run into a bunch of cannibals, I hope some of you guys are with me.

                    Ed
                    Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained

                    For a kickback demonstration video http://www.metacafe.com/watch/910584...demonstration/

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                    • BerniePA
                      Established Member
                      • Nov 2007
                      • 377
                      • San Tan Valley, AZ
                      • Grizzly 0575

                      #11
                      Spicy Chicken -- when I get feeling better, I'll have to decide if I'm insulted or not!!
                      Bernie

                      Owww -- That spinnin' thang hurt!!

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                      • BobSch
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 4385
                        • Minneapolis, MN, USA.
                        • BT3100

                        #12
                        Undercooked chicken???


                        Luckily not many anthropophagous types around here.
                        Bob

                        Bad decisions make good stories.

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                        • MikeMcM1956
                          Forum Newbie
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 98
                          • Sugar Land, TX
                          • BT3100 & 1950 Delta Unisaw

                          #13
                          Broiled chicken? But I'm having steak for dinner tonight, actual dead cow so y'all can stop fidgeting ....

                          Mike

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                          • OpaDC
                            Established Member
                            • Feb 2008
                            • 393
                            • Pensacola, FL
                            • Ridgid TS3650

                            #14
                            Roasted tofu. Can you even roast tofu???
                            _____________
                            Opa

                            second star to the right and straight on til morning

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                            • softop41
                              Established Member
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 470
                              • Plainfield, IL, USA.
                              • BT3100-1

                              #15
                              Spicy chicken? One large chicken, let me tell you.
                              Jerry
                              Making High Quality Sawdust in Northeast Plainfield

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