He loves drunks too

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  • pelligrini
    Veteran Member
    • Apr 2007
    • 4217
    • Fort Worth, TX
    • Craftsman 21829

    He loves drunks too

    A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

    "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.

    "Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

    "Did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"

    "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife.

    "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself! God loves drunk people too."

    The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

    "Yes," comes back the answer.

    "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband. "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

    "Where are you?" asks the husband.

    "Over here on the swing set," replied the drunk
    Erik
  • phrog
    Veteran Member
    • Jul 2005
    • 1796
    • Chattanooga, TN, USA.

    #2
    Never saw it coming.
    Richard

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    • BobSch
      • Aug 2004
      • 4385
      • Minneapolis, MN, USA.
      • BT3100

      #3
      Why is there never a rim-shot when you really need it?

      Good chuckle.
      Bob

      Bad decisions make good stories.

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      • Turaj
        Veteran Member
        • Dec 2002
        • 1019
        • Toronto, Ontario, Canada.
        • BT3000 (1998)

        #4
        Good one!! Thanks!
        Turaj (in Toronto)
        "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading!" Henny Youngman

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        • cabinetman
          Gone but not Forgotten RIP
          • Jun 2006
          • 15218
          • So. Florida
          • Delta

          #5
          That's a funny!!


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          • scmhogg
            Veteran Member
            • Jan 2003
            • 1839
            • Simi Valley, CA, USA.
            • BT3000

            #6
            Bob,

            try this http://www.ilovewavs.com/Effects/Mus...%20Rimshot.wav


            Steve
            I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. Bertrand Russell

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            • Joe DeFazio
              Forum Newbie
              • Jan 2006
              • 78
              • Pittsburgh, PA
              • BT3100

              #7
              Originally posted by cabinetman
              That's a funny!!


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