Are You Drinking Too Much Coffee?

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  • cabinetman
    Gone but not Forgotten RIP
    • Jun 2006
    • 15218
    • So. Florida
    • Delta

    Are You Drinking Too Much Coffee?

    * Juan Valdez names his donkey after you.
    * You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
    * You answer the door before people knock.
    * You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.
    * You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
    * You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet
    away without using the timer.
    * Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
    * You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
    * You walk twenty miles on the treadmill before
    realizing it's not plugged in.
    * You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
    * You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
    * You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
    * You ride an exercise bike to work.
    * You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
    * You use coffee flavored mouthwash.
    * You help your dog chase its tail.

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  • TB Roye
    Veteran Member
    • Jan 2004
    • 2969
    • Sacramento, CA, USA.
    • BT3100

    #2
    I would try to respond but my fingers are trembling to much to type. Used Dragon for this response.

    Tom
    Last edited by TB Roye; 05-31-2013, 01:44 PM.

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    • cabinetman
      Gone but not Forgotten RIP
      • Jun 2006
      • 15218
      • So. Florida
      • Delta

      #3
      Originally posted by TB Roye
      I would try to respond but my fingers are trembling to much to type. Us Dragon for this response.

      Tom
      Time for another cup.

      .

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      • JSUPreston
        Veteran Member
        • Dec 2005
        • 1189
        • Montgomery, AL.
        • Delta 36-979 w/Biesemyere fence kit making it a 36-982. Previous saw was BT3100-1.

        #4
        Remember rule 23.
        "It's a dog eat dog world out there, and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear."- Norm (from Cheers)

        Eat beef-because the west wasn't won on salad.

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        • RAFlorida
          Veteran Member
          • Apr 2008
          • 1179
          • Green Swamp in Central Florida. Gator property!
          • Ryobi BT3000

          #5
          "Never spill a Marine's coffee if you want to live!"

          Amen to that...

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          • Denco
            Guest
            • Mar 2003
            • 426
            • Coming soon: California
            • BT3100

            #6
            Originally posted by cabinetman
            * Juan Valdez names his donkey after you.
            * You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
            * You answer the door before people knock.
            * You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.
            * You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
            * You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet
            away without using the timer.
            * Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
            * You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
            * You walk twenty miles on the treadmill before
            realizing it's not plugged in.
            * You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
            * You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
            * You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
            * You ride an exercise bike to work.
            * You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
            * You use coffee flavored mouthwash.
            * You help your dog chase its tail.

            .

            You've been following me, haven't you?
            *****Measure twice, cut once.....rats, back to the lumber yard.*****

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            • cabinetman
              Gone but not Forgotten RIP
              • Jun 2006
              • 15218
              • So. Florida
              • Delta

              #7
              Originally posted by Denco
              You've been following me, haven't you?
              It's easy when you have a cup in your hand.

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              • Pappy
                The Full Monte
                • Dec 2002
                • 10453
                • San Marcos, TX, USA.
                • BT3000 (x2)

                #8
                Originally posted by RAFlorida
                Amen to that...
                Final qual for a Gunny, Hit the ramp of a rolling C-130 in full gear without spilling your coffee!
                Don, aka Pappy,

                Wise men talk because they have something to say,
                Fools because they have to say something.
                Plato

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                • RAFlorida
                  Veteran Member
                  • Apr 2008
                  • 1179
                  • Green Swamp in Central Florida. Gator property!
                  • Ryobi BT3000

                  #9
                  Coffee is what makes a Gunny work!

                  And if he makes it onto the ramp with a full mug, he's earned his stripes!!! That's why they are special!

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                  • cabinetman
                    Gone but not Forgotten RIP
                    • Jun 2006
                    • 15218
                    • So. Florida
                    • Delta

                    #10
                    Originally posted by RAFlorida
                    And if he makes it onto the ramp with a full mug, he's earned his stripes!!! That's why they are special!
                    Or, maybe because he can fire an AR15 on full auto with one hand, and drink coffee with the other.

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                    • RAFlorida
                      Veteran Member
                      • Apr 2008
                      • 1179
                      • Green Swamp in Central Florida. Gator property!
                      • Ryobi BT3000

                      #11
                      Lol!

                      That's a good one Mike

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