Wouldn't it be funny if breast implants came with squeaky toys inside them?
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Dennis
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if you have a blonde SO then maybe you don't need the squeaker built into the implant.Loring in Katy, TX USA
If your only tool is a hammer, you tend to treat all problems as if they were nails.
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Talking about breasts, heard this one the other day
This guy was telling a girl in the pub about his ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.
"Really" she said, "Go on then...try."
After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?"
He said, "YesterdaySometimes my mind wanders. It's always come back though......sofar!Comment
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This should have come with a keyboard/coffee alert!From the "deep south" part of Canada
Richard in Smithville
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Talking about breasts, heard this one the other day
This guy was telling a girl in the pub about his ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.
"Really" she said, "Go on then...try."
After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?"
He said, "YesterdayChris
"The first key to wisdom is constant and frequent questioning, for by doubting we are led to question and by questioning we arrive at the truth." -Pierre Abelard 11th Century philosopher.Comment
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Same guy is in the pub again and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. He said, "Nice legs."
The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so."
He said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now. "
Enjoy,
Tim
Sometimes my mind wanders. It's always come back though......sofar!Comment
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