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  • Sweet Willy
    Established Member
    • May 2011
    • 195
    • Near Chattanooga, TN
    • ridgid 3650

    Joke

    Wouldn't it be funny if breast implants came with squeaky toys inside them?
    In my old age I look back and realize how lucky I was to live in a time when common sense was common.
    Dennis

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  • atgcpaul
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    • Aug 2003
    • 4055
    • Maryland
    • Grizzly 1023SLX

    #2
    Originally posted by Sweet Willy
    Wouldn't it be funny if breast implants came with squeaky toys inside them?
    That would be a disaster. One of our dogs lives to rip apart squeaky toys--goes straight for the squeaker and then he's done with it.

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    • LCHIEN
      Internet Fact Checker
      • Dec 2002
      • 20914
      • Katy, TX, USA.
      • BT3000 vintage 1999

      #3
      if you have a blonde SO then maybe you don't need the squeaker built into the implant.
      Loring in Katy, TX USA
      If your only tool is a hammer, you tend to treat all problems as if they were nails.
      BT3 FAQ - https://www.sawdustzone.org/forum/di...sked-questions

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      • big tim
        Senior Member
        • Mar 2006
        • 546
        • Scarborough, Toronto,Canada
        • SawStop PCS

        #4
        Talking about breasts, heard this one the other day

        This guy was telling a girl in the pub about his ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.

        "Really" she said, "Go on then...try."
        After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?"
        He said, "Yesterday
        Sometimes my mind wanders. It's always come back though......sofar!

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        • Richard in Smithville
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          • Oct 2006
          • 3014
          • On the TARDIS
          • BT 3100

          #5
          This should have come with a keyboard/coffee alert!
          From the "deep south" part of Canada

          Richard in Smithville

          http://richardspensandthings.blogspot.com/

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          • LinuxRandal
            Veteran Member
            • Feb 2005
            • 4889
            • Independence, MO, USA.
            • bt3100

            #6
            Originally posted by Sweet Willy
            Wouldn't it be funny if breast implants came with squeaky toys inside them?

            Ask about a buy one, get one free sale.
            She couldn't tell the difference between the escape pod, and the bathroom. We had to go back for her.........................Twice.

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            • SHADOWFOX
              Veteran Member
              • May 2005
              • 1232
              • IL, USA.
              • DELTA 36-675

              #7
              Originally posted by big tim
              Talking about breasts, heard this one the other day

              This guy was telling a girl in the pub about his ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.

              "Really" she said, "Go on then...try."
              After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?"
              He said, "Yesterday
              Hilarious !!!
              Chris

              "The first key to wisdom is constant and frequent questioning, for by doubting we are led to question and by questioning we arrive at the truth." -Pierre Abelard 11th Century philosopher.

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              • big tim
                Senior Member
                • Mar 2006
                • 546
                • Scarborough, Toronto,Canada
                • SawStop PCS

                #8
                Same guy is in the pub again and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. He said, "Nice legs."
                The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so."
                He said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now. "


                Enjoy,



                Tim
                Sometimes my mind wanders. It's always come back though......sofar!

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